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[rideseveryone]

[SUP GIRL'S 13

Tsukasa is just barging in.]

Oi, Gentarou.

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[broshido]

[I'M IN MY JAMMIES MAN IT'S LIKE BEDTIME i'm brushing my teeth and everything :(]

... semm...paihh...hi?

[rideseveryone]

[fuck your bedtime dude we're riders

HOLDING UP A CARD with a picture of Wizard's face.]

Do you know this Rider?

[broshido]

[tilting his head to the side and making a noise of consideration]

[before holding up a finger and running off to the sink to spit out his toothpaste, then dashing right back]

Nope! Don't got a clue.

[rideseveryone]

[... sigh]

It was worth a shot.

[broshido]

—Hey, wait! I thought you knew everyone!

[pausing, peering over to look at the card again] ... He does kinda seem familiar, though... but I mean, I'd never forget a friend! Weird.

[rideseveryone]

I just got this card. It means there's a new story emerging.

It seems like you're a senpai now.

[broshido]

... That so!

[broshido]

Omigoshomigosh I'm a sempai what do I do what do I do what do I dododo—?!?!?!

[SHAKING YOU]

[rideseveryone]

[dsjhglkj PUSHING OFF, NO TOUCHY]

Nothing, yet. His story is his story.

[broshido]

[weeping, slightly.]

—I'm just—just—just so happy—! I never thought this day would come—!

[rideseveryone]

[... what the hell are you doing]

Be sure to shape up. You'll help him out before long.

[broshido]

—Wait. Do you have a card of me...?

[rideseveryone]

Of course.

[PULLS OUT THREE CARDS: Fourze, Final Attack Ride Fourze, Final Form Ride Fourze.]

[broshido]

[grabbing at them]

—Uwaaaah, I look so cool!

...how do they work again?

[rideseveryone]

They're like your Switches. My belt reads them and releases the powers trapped in the card.

[broshido]

—Really? What do mine do, then—You gotta show me!!

[rideseveryone]

Well, it's something like this.

[HENSHIN

HENSHIN AGAIN, I AM NOW FOURZE]

[broshido]

Uwaaaah—! Wait... [mumbling]

—Isn't that copyright infringement? ... Guess not if we're from the same company...

[rideseveryone]

[YOU LEAVE THAT FOURTH WALL ALONE

also putting in another card: attack ride - rocket]

... What a clumsy design. How am I supposed to grab cards with this?

[broshido]

[impressed whistle at that]

Hey, man—don't hate. You just haven't figured out the charm of it yet!

[rideseveryone]

[getting rid of the rocket, going through cards]

... Why do you have a hand on your foot?

[broshido]

For grabbin' stuff with my foot, duh.

[rideseveryone]

... Right. I'm not sure why I asked.

[broshido]

... What's this last card do, then?

[rideseveryone]

Final Form Ride? That makes a Rider into a weapon.

[broshido]

Aren't we technically already sort of weapons...?

[rideseveryone]

Swords, or dragons, or cannons.

[broshido]

—You can turn me into a dragon? I wanna be a dragon! Turn me into a dragon!!

[rideseveryone]

Ryuki does. You would be something else.

[broshido]

You don't know?

[rideseveryone]

Sometimes they change.

[broshido]

[yanking... out his belt from somewhere in his pjs idk toku logic]

Let's try it!!!

[rideseveryone]

Might as well.

[READYING THE CARD]

[broshido]

[rocking on the heels of his feet excitedly]

Do I gotta do anything?

[rideseveryone]

Transform.

[broshido]

You got it!!

[3 2 1 henshin space has arrived etc etc]

[rideseveryone]

[one day i will figure you out

also: FINAL FORM RIDE F-F-F-FOURZE]

This might tickle.

[by which i mean i am going to start contorting you now. what the balls do you even turn into?]

[broshido]

H-hey—! Don't just touch another dude there without warning—!

[hell if I know Toei hasn't told me yet probably a rocket launcher maybe???]

[rideseveryone]

[I DUNNO MAYBE

i wonder if you can just straight-up turn into a hiatus]

[broshido]

[BLINDING FLASH OF LIGHT

then suddenly you're holding an opaque white switch that sort of is reminiscent of the 4z suit. DO YOU PRESS THE BUTTON, Y/N???]